CAAS

Compliments as a Service

Introduction

CAAS (Compliments as a Service) is the cheap and scalable way to be nice.
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Compliments

PathDescription
/pg/:name/:fromWill return ':name, your hear is as warm as my mother's freshly baked banana bread.', e.g. /pg/Victoria/Mr.%20Girgis
/elf/:nameWill return ':name, you have such a pretty face, you should be a on a Christmas card! - Buddy the Elf', e.g. /elf/Deb
/zoolander/:fromWill return 'I friggin' worship you, man! - :from', e.g. /zoolander/Hansel
/groundhog/:name/:fromWill return ':name, you like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel. - :from', e.g. /groundhog/Rita/Phil
/strings/:fromWill return 'You give me premature ventricular contractions. - :from', e.g. /strings/Jane
/lotr/:fromWill return 'I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the Ages of this world alone. - :from', e.g. /lotr/Arwen
/dd/:fromWill return 'Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you. - :from' e.g. /dd/Baby
/harry/:fromWill return 'I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. - :from', e.g. /harry/Harry
/wethot/:fromWill return 'When we first started hanging out together, this morning, we were just friends; but things change, and I've fallen in love with you. I just know that if you gave me a chance, I could make you feel so good. So I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man - a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her and, yes, have sex with her; but no, seriously, :name, I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual - all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you. - :from', e.g. /wethot/Katie/Coop
/napoleon/:fromWill return 'I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.', e.g. /napoleon/Napoleon
/charade/:name/:fromWill return 'Do you know what's wrong with you, :name? Nothing! - :from', e.g. /charade/Peter/Reggie

Ann & Leslie

PathDescription
/leslie/fish/:name/:fromWill return ':name, you beautiful tropical fish. You’re smart as a whip and you’re cool under pressure. - :from', e.g. /leslie/fish/Ann/Leslie
/moth/:name/:fromWill return 'Oh, :name, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. - :from', e.g. /moth/Ann/Leslie
/ox/:name/:fromWill return ':name, you are such a good friend, you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox. Thank you, ox. - :from', e.g. /ox/Ann/Leslie
/unicorn/:name/:fromWill return ':name, you know that I fully support any woman’s decision, especially a beautiful unicorn nurse like yourself, in creating the family that she wants. But you are so brilliant and kind and stupid hot, you’re definitely going to find a wonderful guy who loves you and respects you and fills your home with multiethnic genius babies. - :from', e.g. /unicorn/Ann/Leslie